Archive for the ‘Humour’ Category

Men Are Like…

Men Are Like… Mascara! They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like…..Government Bonds. They take so long to mature! Men are like…..Parking Spots. The good ones are taken! Men are like… Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong! MEN! They sweep you off your feet then [...]

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Men Vs Women

MEN: 1. All men are extremely busy. 2. Although they are so busy, they still have time for women. 3. Although they have time for women, many don’t really appreciate them. 4. Although many don’t appreciate them, they always have one around. 5. Although they always have one around them, many try their luck with [...]

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Pet Peeves of Women

For any woman with a partner, boyfriend or husband, it seems like these are familiar complaints. In no particular order and completely in jest, here they are: ~ He never notices when I lose weight.    He quickly notices when other females lose weight. ~ He is onto my case even if I gain a little [...]

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You know you’re from Delhi when…

 You have faced power-cuts up to 10 hours a day!And yet, its no big deal for you.  Living in the most posh colonies, you get to hear, “Aloo, Bhindi, Pyaaz, Tamatar le loo”… And you hear women asking the vegetable vendor “Bhaiyaa aapne free dhaniya nahi diya!” [Even with Half a kilo Carrot]  You have [...]

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